Yup, there's raptors in this one too, along with more insidious fiends. Ninja's, vampires, zombies, pygmies, we nailed just about every video game villain you can think of.
Where's Raziel?
Phenex: Hey hey hey... How come you get to be online and I cant find my Squishy? :( Have you seen him?
ArchAngel: I think he was eaten by raptors.
Galizur: Or Ninjas.
Phenex: I would still get all the insurance benefits for that right? Hehe... jk.
Galizur: Umm, if I say yes, I get a third at least, right?
Phenex: No!! That's my shopping....um grieving money.
ArchAngel: Ninjas don't eat people! That's ridiculous. I suppose it could have been ninjas riding raptors that got him, or cannibalistic pygmies in loincloths with poison-dart blow-guns. They would have eaten him for sure, unless the raptors smelled the blood and chased them off, so they could eat his remains. Of course, if they are the ninja's raptors, that wouldn't be the case, because they'd be trained better than that.
Regardless, if he hadn't openly rejected the New Squirrel Order, our agents would have protected him. We're well versed in tactics dealing with both ninjas and raptors, as well as raptor-mounted ninjas. And our Canadian Black Magic is stronger than the pygmies' voodoo.
Unless they're North Russian pygmies, in which case he'd have been boned either way.
Galizur: He's one of my best friends, I need to buy some things to remember him by too!
Seraph: Zombie ninjas.
Galizur: Zombie ninjas mounted on raptors...with pink hair.
Galizur: Whoa whoa whoa...Pink is a very masculine color. And I'm pretty sure Purple is the Gay Pride color. But Now that I think about it, gay zombie ninja's would be pretty scary shit.
ArchAngel: This is actually a common misconception, but there is no such thing as zombie ninjas. They lack the necessary agility for martial arts. Now, there have been problems in recent months with zombie Nazis, some of which are reportedly cybernetically enhanced, making them zombie Nazi cyborgs, quite possibly the most evil villains ever.
Unless there are Nazi zombie cyborg dinosaurs from space out there somewhere. At that point, I think even Satan would have to say, "Damn, those bastards need to chill the fuck out."
Seraph: I'm fairly certain the gay pride color is just a rainbow in general.
Galizur: What about crazy possessed cyborg ninjas? Speed, strength, and agility way above that of a normal ninja. And he's possessed, so he acts similar to a zombie.
ArchAngel: Ninja's are fundamentally opposed to body augmentation, so if one becomes a cyborg, then one ceases to be a ninja by definition.
Also, possessions don't generally look like instances of zombification, because zombies don't speak, nor can they spin their heads around 360 degrees.
Seraph: Just use Gir. He can destroy anything in his quest for a taco.
ArchAngel: Seraph, Gir's not real, he's a cartoon character. Let's not get ridiculous.
Seraph: GIR IS REAL!
Galizur: Well what about a Vampire? I think he would own a raptor mounted ninja.
ArchAngel: What would a vampire want with a raptor? They're cold blooded.
Phenex: I don't care who or what took or ate him...just find him! And next time inform me, the "boss," about any New Squirrel orders!
Galizur: He wouldn't want anything with the raptor. The raptor/ninja combination would be hunting the vampire. And the vampire would be forced to attack in self defense.
Seraph: I think if he was eaten, you'd get him back as poop. Or, maybe some bones if there was anything left of the body.
Phenex: lmao...You guys are sooo not helping...
Phenex: Shouldn't you be worried about him, instead of who or what ate him? Even if he was poop, he would still be my "Squishy" and I'd keep it.
Galizur: He'd be really squishy then. You could leave him out in the sun till he dried. Then he would be hard poop. I'm not worried about him, he's probably just asleep or something.
ArchAngel: I think we're missing the real issue here--if it was zombies, fascist or otherwise, he won't come back as a pile of turds, he'll reanimate as a zombie. I think we all know how that story ends.
And, as Squirrel Commander of the New Squirrel Order, I'm offended at the suggestion that I should report to anyone concerning anything about my agents at all. It doesn't matter anyway, Raziel rejected our aid, so he has to live with what he gets. Or, maybe, reanimate with what he gets. However it goes.
Oh! I had a horrible thought! What if it was Russian cannibal pygmies, but they were also zombies?
We're so fucked.
Galizur: End of life as we know it....
Seraph: Get some popcorn.
Galizur: I like Cheetos while I'm watching humanity perish. =)
ArchAngel: It's the end of any life over two and a half feet tall, anyway.
I'll take extra butter on mine, Seraph.
Raziel: Well thank you all for the concern, but I avoided the gay raptor mounted ninjas and deceived the New Squirrel Order by all means necessary. I was just doing what obviously is not familiar to Galizur and Angel; it's called work. I wasn't eaten, but I take great pride in knowing that you were trying to get the money and go shopping, I feel very loved. Oh, and final thought: death to the Squirrel Order, the Yak is very impressive.
ArchAngel: The NSO weren't the ones that were after you, genius. They would've been the ones standing by, watching you get mauled and eaten, or poisoned and eaten, or poisoned then mauled then eaten, or mauled and reanimated, or whatever other alternatives there were for your demise.
We're everywhere, you know.
Seraph: I'm pretty sure your wife was the only one trying to get the money to go shopping. Better watch out. Apparently, she wants to save your shit. So, the rest of you wouldn't be needed.
ArchAngel: No, Galizur was goin' for the cash too. Shifty bastard.
At least he wasn't two girls, one cup-ing it, though.
Galizur: I wanted money and to watch you get mauled and eaten and reanimated or whichever. I thought that would be amazing.
Raziel: It's good to know that I am loved. Well, my insurance money is. Lmao. You all are too much, so goodnight. NSO and the gay Galizur ninja raptors or whatever they were, grab your popcorn; I'm sure tomorrow will bring another kidnapping.
Seraph: Oh, by the way, I don't think calling your husband “Squishy” is very flattering. It really makes me think of one reason why a guy would be called Squishy.
Raziel: Squishy is our ting, we are Mr. and Mrs. Squishy. It's totally normal for us, and we are very Squishy together. Just as your OK being the First Lady of the New Squirrel Order, we are the Squishy's
Raziel: Our thing...wow, I'm tired. Night to all, this my brain hurts.
Galizur: Ninja Raptors?! That's the craziest idea I've ever heard of! Worse than the production of Oompa Loompas!
Seraph: Oompa Loompas are very handy. I just can't find the damn whistle anymore.
ArchAngel: Maybe they all got eaten by a Vermicious Knid.
ArchAngel: I think he was eaten by raptors.
Galizur: Or Ninjas.
Phenex: I would still get all the insurance benefits for that right? Hehe... jk.
Galizur: Umm, if I say yes, I get a third at least, right?
Phenex: No!! That's my shopping....um grieving money.
ArchAngel: Ninjas don't eat people! That's ridiculous. I suppose it could have been ninjas riding raptors that got him, or cannibalistic pygmies in loincloths with poison-dart blow-guns. They would have eaten him for sure, unless the raptors smelled the blood and chased them off, so they could eat his remains. Of course, if they are the ninja's raptors, that wouldn't be the case, because they'd be trained better than that.
Regardless, if he hadn't openly rejected the New Squirrel Order, our agents would have protected him. We're well versed in tactics dealing with both ninjas and raptors, as well as raptor-mounted ninjas. And our Canadian Black Magic is stronger than the pygmies' voodoo.
Unless they're North Russian pygmies, in which case he'd have been boned either way.
Galizur: He's one of my best friends, I need to buy some things to remember him by too!
Seraph: Zombie ninjas.
Galizur: Zombie ninjas mounted on raptors...with pink hair.
Galizur: Whoa whoa whoa...Pink is a very masculine color. And I'm pretty sure Purple is the Gay Pride color. But Now that I think about it, gay zombie ninja's would be pretty scary shit.
ArchAngel: This is actually a common misconception, but there is no such thing as zombie ninjas. They lack the necessary agility for martial arts. Now, there have been problems in recent months with zombie Nazis, some of which are reportedly cybernetically enhanced, making them zombie Nazi cyborgs, quite possibly the most evil villains ever.
Unless there are Nazi zombie cyborg dinosaurs from space out there somewhere. At that point, I think even Satan would have to say, "Damn, those bastards need to chill the fuck out."
Seraph: I'm fairly certain the gay pride color is just a rainbow in general.
Galizur: What about crazy possessed cyborg ninjas? Speed, strength, and agility way above that of a normal ninja. And he's possessed, so he acts similar to a zombie.
ArchAngel: Ninja's are fundamentally opposed to body augmentation, so if one becomes a cyborg, then one ceases to be a ninja by definition.
Also, possessions don't generally look like instances of zombification, because zombies don't speak, nor can they spin their heads around 360 degrees.
Seraph: Just use Gir. He can destroy anything in his quest for a taco.
ArchAngel: Seraph, Gir's not real, he's a cartoon character. Let's not get ridiculous.
Seraph: GIR IS REAL!
Galizur: Well what about a Vampire? I think he would own a raptor mounted ninja.
ArchAngel: What would a vampire want with a raptor? They're cold blooded.
Phenex: I don't care who or what took or ate him...just find him! And next time inform me, the "boss," about any New Squirrel orders!
Galizur: He wouldn't want anything with the raptor. The raptor/ninja combination would be hunting the vampire. And the vampire would be forced to attack in self defense.
Seraph: I think if he was eaten, you'd get him back as poop. Or, maybe some bones if there was anything left of the body.
Phenex: lmao...You guys are sooo not helping...
Phenex: Shouldn't you be worried about him, instead of who or what ate him? Even if he was poop, he would still be my "Squishy" and I'd keep it.
Galizur: He'd be really squishy then. You could leave him out in the sun till he dried. Then he would be hard poop. I'm not worried about him, he's probably just asleep or something.
ArchAngel: I think we're missing the real issue here--if it was zombies, fascist or otherwise, he won't come back as a pile of turds, he'll reanimate as a zombie. I think we all know how that story ends.
And, as Squirrel Commander of the New Squirrel Order, I'm offended at the suggestion that I should report to anyone concerning anything about my agents at all. It doesn't matter anyway, Raziel rejected our aid, so he has to live with what he gets. Or, maybe, reanimate with what he gets. However it goes.
Oh! I had a horrible thought! What if it was Russian cannibal pygmies, but they were also zombies?
We're so fucked.
Galizur: End of life as we know it....
Seraph: Get some popcorn.
Galizur: I like Cheetos while I'm watching humanity perish. =)
ArchAngel: It's the end of any life over two and a half feet tall, anyway.
I'll take extra butter on mine, Seraph.
Raziel: Well thank you all for the concern, but I avoided the gay raptor mounted ninjas and deceived the New Squirrel Order by all means necessary. I was just doing what obviously is not familiar to Galizur and Angel; it's called work. I wasn't eaten, but I take great pride in knowing that you were trying to get the money and go shopping, I feel very loved. Oh, and final thought: death to the Squirrel Order, the Yak is very impressive.
ArchAngel: The NSO weren't the ones that were after you, genius. They would've been the ones standing by, watching you get mauled and eaten, or poisoned and eaten, or poisoned then mauled then eaten, or mauled and reanimated, or whatever other alternatives there were for your demise.
We're everywhere, you know.
Seraph: I'm pretty sure your wife was the only one trying to get the money to go shopping. Better watch out. Apparently, she wants to save your shit. So, the rest of you wouldn't be needed.
ArchAngel: No, Galizur was goin' for the cash too. Shifty bastard.
At least he wasn't two girls, one cup-ing it, though.
Galizur: I wanted money and to watch you get mauled and eaten and reanimated or whichever. I thought that would be amazing.
Raziel: It's good to know that I am loved. Well, my insurance money is. Lmao. You all are too much, so goodnight. NSO and the gay Galizur ninja raptors or whatever they were, grab your popcorn; I'm sure tomorrow will bring another kidnapping.
Seraph: Oh, by the way, I don't think calling your husband “Squishy” is very flattering. It really makes me think of one reason why a guy would be called Squishy.
Raziel: Squishy is our ting, we are Mr. and Mrs. Squishy. It's totally normal for us, and we are very Squishy together. Just as your OK being the First Lady of the New Squirrel Order, we are the Squishy's
Raziel: Our thing...wow, I'm tired. Night to all, this my brain hurts.
Galizur: Ninja Raptors?! That's the craziest idea I've ever heard of! Worse than the production of Oompa Loompas!
Seraph: Oompa Loompas are very handy. I just can't find the damn whistle anymore.
ArchAngel: Maybe they all got eaten by a Vermicious Knid.