As some of you may have noticed, I'm a big fan of words. I like to bend them and twist them, stretch them and turn them, sharpen them and use them to stab the crap out of various misconceptions. I'm good with them, and I find them very entertaining. The amount of importance the average person places on spoken word never ceases to amaze me. A carefully manipulated phrase can invoke doubt on something clearly observed with the senses, or it can solidify a previously ambiguous nebula of notions into a concrete belief.

This page is an assortment of various collections of words I've held on to, thoughts and essays from various sources that are, on one end, poignant observational insights, and on the other, the best kind of nonsense. I often take the most serious topics and turn them into jokes, and at the same time I indulge in utter lighthearted fantasy with utmost gravity. It's just something I do.

So read on, anyone who's interested, you might just find the answer to some of life's most insidious mysteries, or maybe you'll just laugh a little at the absurdity of it all. I tend to think that laughter is the key to understanding the tragedies of life, and maybe that's my secret, maybe that's the key to the ultimate spiritual enlightenment.

Or, maybe I'm just full of shit. That's all really for you to decide.